New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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