nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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