You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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