I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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