I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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