Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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