so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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