..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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