im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize