We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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