do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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