Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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