I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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