see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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