It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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