how can u be prego again
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think my moral compass just broke
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