Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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