Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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