That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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