So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I have aggressive nipples.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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