just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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