He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Let's paint friendship bongs
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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