Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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