your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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