Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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