My liver just broke up with me...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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