I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
All I want is dick and wine.
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