you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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