she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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