There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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