Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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Even my vagina gasped.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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