I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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