Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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