my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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