How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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