youre lurking in front of me
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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