Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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