What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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