From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
How external is "for external use only"?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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