i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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