the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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