My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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