quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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