I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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