I'm drive I can fine osifer
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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