I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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