don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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