Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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