I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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