the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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